Remember when online privacy meant slapping a ‘no trespassing’ sticker on your AOL profile? Today, most platforms treat your personal data like a free buffet—except at Chat With Me, where we’ve built what Wired called ‘a digital witness protection program’ for casual chatters. Here’s exactly how our privacy model works (and why it’s radically different).

Our ‘Data Anorexia’ Philosophy

While other apps hoard data ‘just in case,’ we collect less than a notepad: - No email/phone: Not even ‘for password recovery’ - No persistent IDs: Your ‘Guest_8923’ handle resets each session - No metadata storage: We don’t track who you talk to or when - No behavioral profiling: That ‘random’ match is actually random

Technical Safeguards That Actually Matter

1. Ephemeral Encryption Messages are encrypted in transit and in memory—then vaporized when you exit. Even our engineers can’t retrieve them.

2. Onion Routing Lite Your traffic routes through multiple nodes, stripping identifiable IP data before reaching our servers.

3. Cookie-Free Zone We use session tokens that evaporate like morning dew. No tracking pixels, no ‘retargeting’ ads later.

4. Aggressive Data Amnesia Server logs auto-delete every 72 hours. Backup systems? Designed to ‘forget’ on schedule.

Why This Hurts Our Business (And Why We Don’t Care)

Traditional platforms monetize your data. Our model means: - No ad targeting (We’re funded by optional VIP themes) - No ‘growth hacking’ (Virality requires tracking shares) - No AI training (Your conversations stay yours) It’s terrible for ‘engagement metrics’ but great for human dignity.

Privacy Features You Can Actually Feel

- ‘Nuclear’ Mode: Wipes all traces of your session across all devices within 60 seconds - Read Receipts? Nope. Type all you want—no pressure to reply - Screenshot Alerts? Also no (but we educate users about local device risks) - Typing Indicators? Optional, because even that ‘…’ creates anxiety

When Law Enforcement Comes Knocking

Our transparency report shows: - 92% of data requests get a ‘we have nothing to give’ response - The remaining 8% get heavily redacted, non-identifiable info - We’ve never turned over message content (because we don’t store it)

Your Part in the Privacy Pact

While we handle the tech, you should: 1. Avoid sharing identifiable details (yes, even your dog’s name) 2. Use a VPN if extra paranoid 3. Remember—no system is 100% bulletproof (but we’re close)

In a world where even your fridge spies on you, we’ve built a digital speakeasy where anonymity isn’t just an option—it’s the architecture. Because sometimes, you just need to chat without becoming a data point.

At Chat With Me, privacy isn’t a checkbox – it’s our core promise. We prove every day that you can have great conversations online without giving up personal data. Your trust is earned by design, not demanded by policy.